girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

16/9/14   with 24,372 notes


A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

16/9/14   with 171,946 notes


*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

16/9/14   with 81,664 notes


You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

15/9/14   with 18,699 notes


I write sins not cosines or tangents

12/9/14   with 87,098 notes

“why the fuck am i crying”

— literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

12/9/14   with 127,037 notes



Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

this is all too much

11/9/14   with 180,188 notes


"did you do the chemistry homework?"


10/9/14   with 123,311 notes

10/9/14   with 140,382 notes


tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

10/9/14   with 36,195 notes
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